Dear Whales....

[DaBahamaLlama]

Please promise to spend more crowns so that daddy inno will put their part-time unpaid intern to work on fixing the server... after the weekend is over, of course.

 

[Tokano]

At first I thought you meant me, and then I realized that Inno doesn't even know I exist.

 

[fun time]

What's taking so long if Inno has money issues to keep the US server running I will donate

 

[Tokano]

What's taking so long if Inno has money issues to keep the US server running I will donate

I know Inno isn't having money issues given that they tweeted an earnings report graphic a few weeks ago showing how they've had nothing but consistent growth for 20 years. You could always throw your excess money at the Make Tokano Less Poor Foundation. It's a 100% for profit organisation where all the proceeds go to my bank account and you get to feel good about yourself for giving money to a total stranger.

When you see this, Daddy Inno, please don't think this was a real solicitation for money. It was a joke.