Transcript of a court case. Names changed to protect the guilty.
Judge: What are the charges?
Police Officer: Failure to obey the rules of the road. Major Loquat was observed to clearly cross the line several times recently.
Judge: And what did you do about it?
Police Officer: I pulled him over, explained the problem to him, and warned him not to do it again. As he pulled away from the traffic stop, he did it AGAIN, immediately. So I pulled him over again and issued a citation.
Judge: Major Loquat, what do you have to say for yourself?
Major Loquat: I am colorblind, I can't see the lines!
Judge: Bright yellow is not a color confused by people with colorblindness, particularly against a black background.
Major Loquat: I have only had the car since February! I can't help myself, I don't understand how the controls work on this thing!!
Judge: You are operating a car that you don't know how to control? That makes it worse, not better.
Major Loquat: <Apparently oblivious, starts singing Signs by the Five Man Electrical Band. Badly.>
Judge: You are bald, yet you are singing a protest anthem inspired by 'long-haired freaky people'. Which in any case, is not a coherent defense.
Major Loquat: You aren't the boss of me! <thumbs his nose directly at the judge>
Judge: What we have here, is a clear failure to communicate. Bailiff! Show this gentleman to his new quarters, and introduce him to his new roommate, Bubba.
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