Smurks of old

Discussion in 'Player Recruitment' started by smurks, Jan 15, 2019.

  1. smurks

    smurks Berserker

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    hello everyone. I haven’t been relevant for a long time due to a ban of these forums that has recently been lifted. (2 Years cough) after all that time I decided I’d come back for the Luls and come to find out there was a new victory mechanic and I didn’t much care for it but I still play it because well... why not? After all this time dipping my toes in tribal wars I thought it would be fun and for the most part it is. I’d like to formally apply for a tribe here and get a new band of goons I can trash talk to and have some fun with. I’m here to win just like every other world and I have the stats from past worlds and the leadership skills to take the lead on things. I can organize ops and all that crap lol. Lemme know.
     
  2. The salesman

    The salesman Guest

    How big is your wang
     
  3. smurks

    smurks Berserker

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    About as big as your ego:)
     
  4. gormelion

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    thats impossible there smurks
     
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  5. smurks

    smurks Berserker

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    you know how Superman can fly around the world super quick and turn back time somehow?

    yeah, his ego and my wang can both do that as well.
     
  6. El Salesman

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    Eww, a sequel meme...
     

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